Thursday, April 19, 2007

I'm a liar

Indeed, Juan Pierre made a liar out of me.

1. Single to center.
2. Single to center. Caught stealing, #51.
3. Strikeout. #52.
4. Flyout to left. #53.

Pierre, at the moment, has more Ks than SBs (6:5). That hasn't happened for a complete season since 2002, when he Kd 52 times and stole 47.

Thanks to his recent improvements with the bat, Juan's projected out total has plummeted to a mere 572 outs, which would only be 12 more outs than anybody has ever made over the course of a season.

4 comments:

killtwoofers said...

Fuck you, hater.

Humma Kavula said...

All opinions welcome here.

jimbilly4 said...

Is that Kill Two Ofers? Kilt Woofers? I must say I am at a loss as to the meaning of your handle.

Also, which is more hateful?

a) Counting outs for a baseball player whose contract signing you found to be questionable.
b) Telling a total stranger "Fuck You", because you disagree with them doing what is in a).

Humma Kavula said...

Ooh, ooh can I answer?

It's A, isn't it? Good ol' A.