This is the city. Los Angeles, California. I work here. I count outs.

I need to make this quick -- just the outs, ma'am, just the outs -- but rest assured, I will address the topic of the sacrifice when I have more time.

Here, for the moment, are Juan's latest plate appearances.

1. Singled to second; stole second; stole third; got stranded. He's been hellfire on the basepaths lately -- much, much better than he's been.
2. Grounded to first. #318.
3. Fielder's choice; erased on Martin's double play. #319.
4. Grounded to short. #320.

Just one ahead of Rollins (319) for the major league lead.

Pace: 534 outs.